I'm Jason. It's my goal to make one person laugh every day, and then make another person think (if I can).

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29th January 2012

Quote reblogged from Freedom to Dream with 15 notes

I’m walking out my door to get like a Snapple, and someone’s like ‘yo man, you want to buy some heroin?’ ‘No… got any Snapple?’ Because I think he should also sell Snapple, that way he could hook you in with the Snapple. He’d be like, “You know what would go great with that Snapple? Crack.” I’d be like, “I never thought of it that way.” It’d be like amazon.com: “If you like Snapple, you might also like…. balloons of heroin.
— Mike Birbiglia (via bic-and-squares)

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